Fire Insurance

Some of you have been asking me what I've been doing with my time since I'm currently not working. Other than the fun I had last week with vacation Bible school, I've been telling everyone that I've been doing move-related errands and random tasks. The following is an example of a "random task. " I spent a good deal of the morning translating our fire insurance paperwork. Luckily it had cute pictures to help out.

This poor guy needs accident insurance because his window is broken.

This guy is freaking out because his safe was broken into (good thing we don't have a vault in our home).

I hate when my luggage catches on fire at hotels. Now that I have this insurance I can, without worry, take my most flammable items with me on vacation.


This is obviously for structural damage.


I see two houses on fire so I suppose it covers me and my neighbors. It also covers bodily injury. It must be tiring holding his leg up like that.



Even though this guy feels so bad about breaking his neighbor's garbage bag shaped vase, they're still yelling at him. How rude! The second picture took me a while to figure out. The person is not injured nearly as badly as in the picture above (no head wrappings). And why is there someone bringing flowers? This insurance is for when someone gets hurt at your house. You are bringing flowers because you feel bad about it and because you still have money thanks to your insurance coverage.

Fun, eh?